Southern Fail and the train snooze

A morning trundle on Southern Fail, probably going to be delayed thanks to water on the line so maybe a chance for a train snooze. Sadly it's unlikely judging by the annoyingly loud stream of low grade office banter. It's 7:25? why is anyone indulging in office chat at this time? Am sure I am not alone on this carriage in thinking that I don't really want to know about 'Suzie being a mega bitch with cellulite' or how you are going to have to have "the chat" with her this morning. I would pay earth pounds for a lick of Valium right now.